British author J.K. Rowling is in the news again for revealing some previously unknown details about her seven-part book series Harry Potter.

“Harry was actually a house elf. He was the son of Dobby and Winky,” said the author, in an interview featured in the Special Edition Blu-ray release of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald. Rowling continued to add that Narayan Shankar was actually in love with Aryan Malhotra all along.

“I know these characters don’t belong in my book. Nor have I created them in any shape or form. I just add backstories to any character I come across now. I’m unstoppable,” she said, after people expressed confusion as to what these characters from the Bollywood movie Mohobbatein have to do with the creator of Harry Potter.

In the movie Mohobbatein, Narayan Shankar was the principal of Gurukul School Witchcraft and Wizardry and Aryan Malhotra was a music teacher who also acted as a student pimp and removal of sticks from backsides. Aryan was also Narayan Shankar’s dead daughter’s boyfriend and nowhere in the movie Narayan Shankar expresses anything other than disgust towards Aryan.  This makes Rowling revelations even more confusing. “You can just tell by the tension between them that sexy time is round the corner,” she said.