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REPORT: Govinda Turned Filmfare Awards into a Bloodbath, Attacked Varun Dhawan on Stage for Being a Better Govinda than Govinda Himself

By Team Rayon Updated: February 17, 2020 at 1:24 pm 8 Comment

The much-awaited Play Win Sex Capsules Filmfare Awards took place in Assam recently. The ceremony saw some of the best talent Bollywood has to offer trying desperately to aid the government in its exercise to pretend that everything’s fine in the state.

Along with several noteworthy awards, the Parasite No.1 of the ‘90s, Govinda was awarded the Excellence in Cinema award for his contribution to bringing excellence in cinema.

Known for his work in pathbreaking cinema like Saajan Chale Sasural which was a social commentary on polyamory and Hadh Kardi Aapne where he gave a pivotal monologue on the wastefulness of Valentine’s Day, Govinda was honoured amongst his peers. Actor Varun Dhawan was asked to present the award to the legendary star, but things took a bloody turn when Govinda went berserk and attempted to behead Varun Dhawan on stage.

According to insider sources, Govinda was given this award so that he stops calling Karan Johar to relaunch him as a basketball in Student of the Year 3. Over the past few years, he has been known to pester Karan Johar into giving him the role of a basketball in Student the Year 17: Too Fast and Too Furious. But Karan has already promised that important role to Varun Dhawan, who apparently is a better Govinda than Govinda himself.

 

When Varun gave a heartwarming speech, expressing the influence Govinda has had on his career, the older actor, reportedly, whispered – “The Lannisters send their regards”- and took out a dagger from his rear end and attempted to beheaded Varun right there. Like most things he does these days, this also failed miserably and things just took a crazy turn from there.

He addressed a shocked audience and spoke about artificially inseminating a cow and dedicated his Filmfare to Heath Ledger. He then said he wants to destroy Divya Khosla Kumar for ruining Falguni Pathak’s ‘Yaad Piya Ki Aane Lagi’ and escaped from the venue.

His best friend and confidant Altaf Raja revealed that Govinda is currently hiding inside Mannat’s basement. In other, completely unrelated news, AbRam Khan has really developed an interest in painting and rumours are rife that Gauri Khan is looking for an art therapist for her talented son.