While the Internet was flooded with heartwarming Father’s Day posts from celebrities around the world, it was not all rainbows and Unicorns. At least for one Advanced Calligraphy tutor, that is.

Reportedly, Shah Rukh Khan received his customary Father’s Day card from all his children, but was left fuming at his youngest’s, admittedly, garbage attempt at calligraphy.

“Shah Rukh is usually very mild-mannered, it’s careless oversights like these that rile him up,” said Karan Johar.

According to Karan, after being presented by the three cards, Shah Rukh demanded to see AbRam’s Advanced Calligraphy tutor (who also teaches Aaradhya Bachchan Ancient Greek) and fired him on the spot.

“AbRam is a precocious child. But calligraphy is something that is just not his thing. I tried to reach out to both Shah Rukh and Gauri Khan, but they told me they don’t speak to ‘normies’ on days that end with the letter ‘y’,” said the Advanced Calligraphy tutor. ‘Normies’ is a common term used by celebrities for people who are not famous and/or haven’t made their debut with a Karan Johar movie.

This has posed a serious dilemma in the Khan household. “The kids’ artwork is usually auctioned off in secret to pay off the debt She Rukh is still under for Ra.One,” said Karan Johar, “But this year, Shah Rukh has made it clear that AbRam’s artwork will not feature in the auction because of its sheer mediocrity.”

Shah Rukh Khan and AbRam were unavailable for comment.