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Shahid Kapoor JUST Found Out that Humpty Dumpty was Never Explicitly Described as an Egg and His World is Shook

By Team Rayon Updated: July 29, 2018 at 7:36 pm 0 Comment

Shahid Kapoor has been known for a lot of things. His ability to dance, speak French, and keeping his cool in front of the constant intrusion of paparazzi in his life.

But earlier today, the Shandaar actor, reportedly, lost his calm after a photographer asked him what Misha’s favourite nursery rhyme is?

“It was like he was a madman. His security detail had to restrain him,” said Karan Johar.

This should come as no surprise as Mira Rajput had put up a secret recording of Shahid breaking down after reading Misha her favourite nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty, on he Instagram Stories.

In the blurry video, the actor is shown sitting with his daughter reciting the poem and slowly realising that they Neve really state that Humpty was an egg.

“He could’ve just been a really round human person?!” Shahid can be heard yelling in the video. An alarmed Misha is then heard trying to calm him down, but the damage was done.

“Shahid is going through a tough period right now,” said wife Mira Rajput, “Ranbir and Alia officially declined his thirteenth invite for a double date and just a couple of days ago, he realised that we had used all the good letters of our names to form our daughter’s name and now we don’t have any left for our next one.”

The Humpty Dumpty realisation seemed like a tipping point for Shahid.

“Many people come to this realisation late in life and it has a huge impact on them,” claims clinical psychologist Dr Rastogi, who is not really a clinical psychologist but a broom in the corner of the room we work from.

If you recall, in the poem, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and then goes on to fall from it. The fall seemingly broke Humpty into a hundred pieces that even the entire army of king’s men and his horses couldn’t put together again.

Here’s wishing a speedy recovery to Shahid and hoping that he never gets around finding out what ‘Ringa Ringa Roses’ actually meant.